Hey what’s up?
Hey what’s up?
How you getting on?
You gotta job?
You know that
Sally got robbed?
Hey what’s new?
Fancy a brew?
Time for a catch up
and talk about a match up
With the guys down the barbers
Lookin’ harder and harder
Sharper and smarter
With their sideburns and partin’s
Hey how’s tricks?
Are you still in the mix?
For a girls night out?
Taking selfies as we pout
We can stick ‘em on Facebook
Showing all our lovely make up
And other bits and pieces
The usual selfie teasers
Hey listen up!
Don’t make a fuss
‘Cos its all gone mental
It’s only elemental
So you pull yourself together
Forget about the weather
and answer your phone
‘cos your friend is coming home
Hey girl what’s up?