carrots, apples spuds and fish
chocolate brownies, a porcelain dish
jeans and jumpers, pots and pans
stockings, bras and ornate fans
paintings of the lacal town
jackets, bags and a dressing gown
onsies that look like Donald duck
sweets to chew and sweets to suck
DVDs and home made jam
vinyl records by bross and wham!
perfume, deodorant, talk and soap

yorkshire parkin and a cantelope
hendos relish, wigs and hats
large bath towels and welcom mats

bottles of beer and hiking boots
hair dye made to hide your roots
duvet covers and telephones
lollypops and ice cream cones
tea and coffee and lemonade
local crafts that are all hand made
brick a brack and food for the cat
toys for the kids like post man pat
a poetry book by john cooper clarke
a clock with hands that glow in the dark
calculators, knives and forks
fancy stoppers to replace wine corks
cloths you can use to clean the car
music scores for your guitar
there is nothing on the market that you cant buy
so dig into your pockets, don't be shy.