Little Love (an affair of the cart...)

 

I used to shop at Tesco,

well, why swim against the tide?

A Sedgley boy like me, you know,

it felt so good inside,

But I soon changed my ways

when their strategy I spied,

The way they squeeze competitors,

my retail romance died.

 

I had a fling with Aldi,

the quality is good,

I like the neat, teutonic way

they sell their discount food,

But now I'm loving Lidl

cause they bake their bread in-store,

And since I've had a taste of it

I need it more and more!

 

The friendly aisles of Lidl

glow golden with your sun,

I love your almond nibbles,

I love your cheesy buns,

My bags are full to bursting

with your bounty from above,

We love our BOGOFF bargains,

me and my Lidl love.

 

Come with me to the checkout

my darling little love,

Fulfil this need, it's not just greed,

it's what we're certain of,

No time for window shopping,

let's wheel those trollies round,

Exploring every Lidl 

as we roam from town to town!