Brian's Got it In for Poor Tyson
Brian's got it in for poor Tyson
Who's looking for somewhere to shit
He sees Brian's lovely green garden
And says yes, that's where my shit will sit
He blames Hazel E for his posting
Of Tyson's dogshit on this site
Has not given one thought for poor Anya
Who's lunch she was just 'bout to bite
MC says post it back to Keith
A neighbourly message to make
Train Tyson to shit on your own patch
And not on mine when I awake
The moral behind my verse Brian is
Really quite plainly to see
You need to be nice to this Tyson
Or Tyson might come shit on thee
Don Matthews June 2018
PostScript
You need to read my poems quick
As they fly by carefree
'Cause poems queued up right behind
Say hurry don, post me
Don Matthews
Mon 11th Jun 2018 09:10
Yes I can hear
Poor Tyson from here
Woof woof he says
(I want me own flusher)
You'll have to get Keith
To organize a plumber
Include in some paper
To wipe your old bummer
Now don't take offence
I've called your bum old
If it turns out your young
It's me you can scold
Now where is this silly
This silly rhyme going?
Just shows I can rhyme
When Brian gets me going
DM ?