Preamble

As WOL's Rhyming Reporter I am pleased to bring you the latest incident in the problematic life of Brian.  (Source: Brian Maryon saga 'Tina')

 

Tina's got our Brian worked up

Oh dearie dearie me

He's built this thing inside his head

All based on fantasy

 

He's happy looking from afar

Her tits, her bag, and all

But when she sidles up to chat

He suddenly goes pall

 

I know you find it hard to Brian

Not see her mammarie

She's naughty to confront you so

Oh dearie dearie me

 

You'd better watch your step my friend

Keith is watching you

Do Tina wrong, before too long

Your lawn Tyson will poo

 

You just thought you'd got rid of Tyson

One shit out the way

Then bloody Keith sends out his half

To bugga up your day

 

Tough luck my friend you shoulda known

Keith had you in his sights

He fired his missile straight at you

Which you did Brian-like bite

 

Go and have some fun with Tina

(Your predicament)

While we'll  sit back and have some fun

With what our don has sent

 

Don Matthews June 2018