Hey, so, what ya lookin for?
A freak in the sheets 
A lady on the streets
A baker and a maid
Who'll clean the kitchen floor? 

A beauty contest winner
A professional sweet talker
A super fast dog walker
A pure and chaste sinner

Where do I fall in it all?
Am I pretty enough for you
Skinny enough that I'll do
Am I sweeter than sugar
A fierce and enticing tiger
Who cooks the way you like
And dresses just right ?

Tell me if I'm good enough
Because it's getting tough
Pretending that I care
What you think of what I wear
Or of how I do my hair
Or whether I am fair

Tell me that you love me
The way that I'll always be
If I change or if I remain
You'll always love me the same