Brian Has Gone A'Cycling

 

Brian has gone a'cycling

Somewhere near the coast

He won't now be a'spidering

Over all my post

 

Now Brian is very clever

He noticed that my frown

Was really just a smile

But simply upside-down

 

When I did first meet Brian

(via my screen I mean)

His picture really scared me

What the hell's this mean?

 

Did WOL allow such savage

Beasts to roam their site?

I hoped they went and locked him

Up real tight at night

 

When I began to dig

And delve this grrrrr veneer

I suddenly discovered

A nice guy did appear

 

Now luckily Brian's not here

To slap me on the wrist

For playing up behind him

Which I could not resist

 

I hope he comes back soon

From cycling by the sea

I really do quite miss him

Spidering over me

 

Don Matthews June 2018