The Euro-Millions Draw - on Christmas Day

Tells all of Christendom’s effete decay

And loud proclaims the Saviour’s Holy Birth

Stands thirteen million silver pieces worth.

And those who know us as Great Satan’s lackey

Annihilating Afghan and Iraqi

Find naught accrues that mitigates contempt,

To Christians who do evil - to pre-empt.

Meanwhile, our Christian leader, piously

Disburses debt’s largess obsequiously

Committing still more unto Terror’s War

As - slowly - dawns, what Armageddon’s for.