ATTENTION!

we broadcast this message to notify you all of a virus that has surpassed pandemic status
It's possibly the most contagious disease known to man
It's released from the host orally and enters the body through the ear
The virus then goes on to contaminate the brain
Affecting the speech and body language of the patient - yet not the host
This disease is very peculiar - in that the contaminated people only manifest the symptoms in the presence of the host
The strangest fact about the disease is that the host doesn't have the disease at all
The host has CANCER.