In 'pound' emporiums

and slightly more

upgraded enterprises

there can be found

all manner of

garden embellishment

 

here in garden sin city

price palpably

provokes purchasers

to lose all respect

to lose all taste

where thrift is queen

 

here punters peruse

plentiful unsavoury        

gaudy garden gimmicks

crude plastic knick-knacks

pretending to proffer

the wow factor

 

in actuality these

economical artefacts

are detrimental

to  the garden

where they strive

to compete with flora

 

pitifully they sell

like stale hot cakes

as the emporium's flora

falters and fails

sad in the foyer

un-watered, unloved...