I'm the man to stand with...

If you can withstand my bandwidth?

The spark in this darkness...

So stark in its blandness.

Outlandish as the zen sent through pens I brandish.

If rendered handless...

I'd grow 'em back like a starfish to carve my art on this canvas.

Now starved for some canned fish.

Starkist brand.

Bitch, make me a sandwich!