Rough draft of my Obituary.

No eminent death...

Oh bitch, you worry.

A 6ft deep discussion...

Still, my heart beats with percussion.

Tempting fate with no repercussions.

Just keeping the Reaper cussin'.

If you're pissed, I submit this urinalysis...

For your analysis.

Welcome to Wonderland...

In fact, you're in Alice's.

I'm Cheshire Cat.

Blood pressure, flat.

Delivered gratis...

Is this Status of fresher chat.

Be in no hurry to be buried.

Life vs. Rigor Mortis.

No pedal to the metal.

Floor it with the vigor of a tortoise.

Yet, never turtleneck.

Go around, through or hurtle wrecks.

Cash unheard of checks.

Leaving blood, sweat and tears...

On fertile decks.