Rapper Kayne Meets Trump

 

Rapper Kayne West was invited

To lunch with Don Trump for a talk

But what was to be a staid, ordinary occasion

Turned into a run, not a walk

 

Kayne he leapt up, hugged the President

Saying “I love this guy” (to you'se all)

And talked at rapping speed on all subjects

Young Kayne he was having a ball

 

Trump he said “that was quite something”

It left him without much speech left

While Kayne said “It was from the soul, I

Just channelled it all through a cleft”

 

The White House staff who were assembled

All gasped at what Kayne did next say

That Trump he may not have expected

A crazy mother-fucker like him saying “yay”

 

Don Matthews October 2018