Jane was trying to sell her car,

She was having no luck so far.

It had done too many miles 250k!

Jane called round to see her friend Ray,

Ray was a mechanic and gave her some advice.

"Let me clock it for you and increase the price."

 

The speedo now to 50k was wound back.

"Don't tell my boss he'd give me the sack."

A month passed by  she met up with Ray,"Did you sell it?"

"No Ray ,why should I ? It's only got 50k on it ."

                       "It was miles better."