Dual Diagnoses

 

funding criteria stipulates 

two co-occurring conditions

 

efforts made to match 

couples based on algorithms

 

proven to yield results ranging from 

“satisfied” to “vaguely disappointed”

 

as an agency our mandate 

stipulates that we provide 

 

a “minimum baseline of well-being” 

interpreted as meaning providing:

 

a childhood with several major disappointments

 

one (1) memorable adolescent romance

 

adulthood with scalable levels of frustration 

 

elder care with  

a myriad of non-reversible setbacks