This Is a Weird One

 

A religious cult leader in Australia

Says God is as angry as hell

The Tax Office is trying to strip him

Of millions he owes them as well

 

He claims that our natural disasters

Are divine retributions God-made

For the Tax Office chasing his money

Who want his tax debts all repaid

 

With all his assets sadly frozen

He has flown to Fiji, run away

Where he's living on the profits from bingo

What else can I say but hip hooray ?

 

Postscript

 

His assets were used to pay the Tax Office

and other cult members owed money.

Sadly there was nothing left for him