Boris is a New Man
Boris Is a New Man
Boris is a new man
He's lost a lot of weight
He's lopped his mop of trademark hair
New lover guiding fate?
Boris has upgraded
To 1.8 mill flat
Accompanied by lover
Well I'll be, how 'bout that
Divorce talks are emerging
His marriage to Ms Wheeler
Although surviving many bumps
It seems is now 'no dealer'
Sources say that Boris
And lover 'all loved up'
And he is so determined
Not this one to mess up
He has been known to have affairs
And cause a bit of strife
We'll have to see what happens
Will she become third wife?
Don Matthews January 2019
Don Matthews
Wed 23rd Jan 2019 11:18
It might be -3 where you are
And Boris yes he is quite a twat
Would you believe here it's 45 tomorrow?
And Po, that is bloody-well hot
I'll bet Boris's lover's real hot too
Renowned for her spin-doctoring around
She's blond and has Boris besotted
A hot one our Boris has found ?