I've a lot of people who are bad to the bone,
I tried to help them all but there nastiness has grown,
I tried to understand why they were that way,
But I could not work them out I just couldn't say,
It took me a long long time to find good folk,
Who are always there for a laugh and a joke,
I have now found a friend who is strong and true,
And he never ever makes me feel blue,
I don't actually need a friend,
But he's nice to have around,
His names Gerry and he is sound.