VANITY 

Vanity was a top-secret program embedded within Project Cerebus to rid our country of violent young criminals of the worst kind. A dozen suicide squads were formed to clear minefields and Taliban defences in Afghanistan by human means; they were sent under gunpoint out into the minefields for mine clearance. By using their legs to explode mines a path was cleared for the main force but dozens of young crims were killed in violent awful deaths. Those who were unscathed were sent onto other dangerous operations until they were wiped out, in time new members would replace them and so on. Crime fell rapidly when car thieves, drug dealers, rapists and murderers were conscripted and sent into the suicide units under the Vanity project. Over time a one hundred percent casualty figure would whittle down their numbers and solve the crime problem while achieving military aims and goals. In many ways the tactics of the British Army and leading politicians were more ruthless than their heathen Muslim enemies. Britain lost a few hundred of her toughest criminals in the cauldron of battle, sending them down roads lined with landmines, explosive devices and other nasties. When the road was clear their armed conscripted buddies were sent to root out any Taliban defenders who fought back bravely and futilely. A few more teenagers were killed and wounded thus denying any future criminal generation members to commit crimes. History would tell if the government has taken the right decision, was it a war crime to send young unarmed criminals into a mine field to clear it only with their feet? When the professional army soldiers saw the blue uniformed suicide squads being sent forward they knew problems were being solved, conscripts wearing purple uniforms were one level above the suicide squads. Professional soldiers were the top dogs; they ordered who went were and did what.

“We need a suicide squad to walk over here at this location. Send us a squad at the double!”

“We need a patrol to go down this road after the suicide squad has cleared any explosives. Rush up a patrol of conscripts, we’ll cover them and oversee the operation.”

And so went the operation until the war was won and the next one was initiated, tactically this one was brilliant and many problems solved. Britain was safe from crime and the Muslim enemy defeated.