You have no sense of humour, whatsoever

and that's a bit of a drag.

I don't know how you've managed to live this long

when all you try and do

is lick your own ear.

In my opinion you are***Deleted, Offensive and Pointless***

 

You project your failings onto others

and assume everyone else is as simple as you.

I don't know how you've managed to assemble friends

when all you try and do

is drink and vomit.

In my opinion, you're ***Deleted, Offensive and Pointless***

 

You talk a lot, really a lot.

Don't you get bored or talking on your arse?

I don't know why people entertain your "dreams"

when all you do is

bla bl bla bl bla bl bla.

In my opinion you're ***Deleted, Offensive and Pointless***

 

To be perfectly frank, my man

This is an eloquent waste of breath.

I don't know why I'm writng a poem that

you can't understand

and you'll never read, even if you could

because

 You are ***Deleted, Offensive and Pointless***