New Boyfriend
Things to Know About Your New Girlfriend
I hog the covers when I don’t mean to
I’m pretty chill about the things you do
My hair is never done
Nor my makeup ever worn
And my clothes are messy
I wake up gassy
And my teeth could use a fix
But babe you know
I’ve got room to grow
And we can find our mix
I’m never wrong ‘cept when I am,
But point that out and I’ll get mad
I’m rarely angry but catch me so
You see there’s more to me than you know
And if I’m honest I have to say
I get prettier day by day
And if you don’t agree,
Then go hug a tree instead of me. ;)
However if I had to guess
I’d say I’m probably pretty blessed
To know you and to hold you
To stick around and adore you
After everything we’ve been through
It’s nice to finally press send
On a message titled
Will you be my boyfriend
And distance cannot erase what is
Only sweetens the eventual wins
I love you more than all the sins
I did to eventually earn you
So if I can say one last
Poignant thing today,
Let it be that
I really kind of love you
Martin Elder
Sun 19th May 2019 22:50
I am just bowled over by the honesty of this piece which has left me grinning from ear to ear. particularly liked the part about waking up feeling gassy.
Nice one