Let me tell you a story of a man called Pip,
Who takes no crap and he won't take any lip,
He sings all day and dances the night away,
Anyone who stops him, there will be hell to pay,
Pip is friendly, Pip is kind,
But no one messes with his mind,
He's so happy, he's so free,
Because Pip is the main man,
Pip is me.