Bridget Everett – On the Edge

Preamble

If risque humour is not your cup of tea or you blush easily, leave Bridget clipped up - despite being clever and professional.   Aw, go on, have a peep....

 

Bridget's here to entertain

She's risque, edgy, plus

I've signed her up, despite there is

No money here for us

 

The gig she's doing just because

She wants to pep site up

She thinks there's too much doom and gloom

Her smile might cheer things up

 

Some might raise their eyebrows

At what is on my clip

Some might utter bloody hell

Don's gone let 'er rip

 

If you are a flower

Seeking floral joya

Don't go open tube-clip

Cos Bridget slugs it to ya

 

How you deal with this depends

On tastes and how one feels

'Bout someone making fun of

Things re sex appeal

 

Bridget Everett backed up

With smooth and groovy movers

Shows another side of life

'Bout sexual maneuvers

 

Whatever you this topic think

It's masterfully done

Clever, deep, a cosmic leap

More than a dick on tongue

 

Now WOLer censors they might just

Go think otherwise

Remove poor Bridget Everett

From harming WOLer eyes

 

However I have faith in them

Accepting things quite blue

It's not like shitty doom and gloom

It's comedy taboo

 

Don Matthews June 2019