my girl wants to do these 

crazy things

 

in public just to imagine

what it feels like it’s not quite 

 

real but I gotta play along 

in the neighborhoods where 

 

nobody knows us we act out 

whatever she’s thinking of 

 

it gets her hot to imagine 

I’ve got a job and we live 

 

on the other side of town 

and we decorate our place

 

with everything from ikea

she makes me believe

 

what she’s feeling 

in the showroom

 

everybody’s watching 

the table move 

 

beat hip-hopping 

put the call through

 

to security 

before they leave

 

my girl she goes on 

about white people 

 

she imagines we talk 

like wikipedia 

 

we split the check 

before it comes 

 

over the turn styles

for the next orgasm