Mary Had Wristwatch (anyway, who started this nursery rhyme caper?)
Mary Had Wristwatch
Mary had a wristwatch
She lost it in the hay
She doesn't know what time it went
Or what time was the lay
This did cause Mary much concern
Imagine, minus watch
Until she heard strange ticking sound
Coming from her crotch
Mummy....there's nothing in my book about a watch?
Don Matthews July 2019
Don Matthews
Sat 6th Jul 2019 14:23
I have a sneaking 'spicion
It's you, Jason, to blame
Infecting hallowed WOL site
With silly nursery games....?