Have you heard the latest rumour

About the Vicar and his Wife?

They got stuck in the crypt

no one there to assist

And it changed their whole outlook on life

You see with no one there to help them

And Devine intervention not seen

The Vicar chose not to pray to God 

But sought solace in a few G and Ts

So is the moral of this story

As we amble along in life's race

Is not to put our trust in drink and stuff

But instead just try and have faith?

Have you heard the latest rumour

About my neighbour and his mate

They wear each other's clothing

When they go out until late

It may all seem straightforward 

But depending on what you think

Of a woman in a boiler suit

And a geezer dressed in pink!

The Urban Poet 2017