Just a reminder
For everyone’s benefit
This is a humor-free workplace

We can’t risk anyone feeling 
Offended due to differences
In caste, race, or class

However you are reminded
That responding appropriately 
To a light-hearted remark made

On the part of your administration
In your direction

Is to be considered an appropriate 
Response to their display
Of human warmth

Please sign on the line 
To indicate you’ve received this letter