It was reported in the news a few weeks ago that those people who use more emojis than words are sexier, going on more dates etc....

 

 

Him-You don't need to read this

I don't have to speak

Let me just send emojis

To make your knees weak

Showering you daily

With heart shaped kisses

Showing I'm the one

To fulfil 

All your wishes

I'm being so romantic

Never obscene

So Here's an emoji

Of my big aubergine

Her-Thanks for your Text

It's great that we're closer

But does our first date

Have to be at the

Greengrocers?