Jane was married to Bill,a barber he became,

He was a very busy man,had a really good name.

There were frequent queues for cuts at his shop,

"How long a wait,"a guy asks,"for a crop?"

 

"Two hours," shouts Bill from behind a head.

Three days later the same guy said,

"How long before I can get a haircut today?"

"Two hours, I'm very busy,"the guy walks away.

 

A week later the same guy calls in again,

Asks the same question, was becoming a pain.

"Two hours,"the guy this time smilling walks away.

Bill tells a colleague to follow him but to avoid an affray.

 

His colleague  returns Bill asks,"Where did he go when he left here?"

His colleague replies with a grin,"Straight  to your house I fear."