Farmer Giles was a very lucky man,

He was on his way to pick fruit in his van.

Picking fruit was very hot work,

To have a dip in your own lake was definitely a perk.

He'd packed his trunks ready for the lake,

They were designer label,cheap but fake..

As he approached the lake with his bucket full of fruit,

He heard high pitched laughter which suddenly went mute.

 

A group of young ladies were skinny dipping,

They were completely naked ,no point in him stripping.

"We're not coming out 'til you have departed!"

As deeper into the water they all quickly darted.

"It's ok,carry on ,I'll come back later,

I only came down to feed the alligator !"