Sir Les Patterson on Joan Collins

 

Sir Les is from Australia

Knighted, rough, and ready

He mixes with celebrities

And all stuff that is heady

 

He had a poor upbringing

Manners suffered so

Born with teeth not quite in place

His spit was forced to show

 

Despite all of his problems

He has a heart of gold

But tends to leave his interviewers

Want time-delay, want hold

 

In the youtube clip attached

He brews his known-for storm

Playing with the TV crew

In typical Les form

 

Don Matthews July 2019