I Like My Gloomy Doomy
I like my gloomy doomy
It gives me such a hit
Want more, can't get enough of it
I like to feel real shit
YAY!
Dark clouds, death, destruction
Gimme gimme more
Doomy gloomy, need my fix
Shit, I thee adore
YAY!
Fun don't you dare come near me
I'll boot you out the door
Shit! I've writ you in my verse
Jeezes what a bore
(Dedicated to all gloomy doomy lovers amongst us)
Don Matthews November 2019 ( written in Hillbillys with Thalia)
YAY ! it's so gloomy doomy good
Shit forgot it was Ruth
Nashnul Toilet Day
And here I am a Toilet Poet (of note)
What more can I say?
Shit!
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Well it did make me laugh. Not gloomy at all this, I want my money back! Happy National Toilet Day Don, you did mention that you're a toilet poet on the side.
To toil
Or to let
It out?
That is the question oft posed to a sh*tspearean toilet poet innit??
Do.RoThy
Tue 19th Nov 2019 10:41
Oh Donny dear
Thalia has been away from you??
What just went wrong
Between you two
Love n fun was your type
Bore, doomy, gloomy isn't fine
Retreat to what your're like
Cos that gives woler's a high
Gloomy doomy saddy write!! But dilly dear i do like?
Nothing wrong with being a miserable old git, Don.
Like-Minders Society Muse Thalia says go Don....
Lucy L (Head of Publicity) says ditto (downing her drink of choice - double whisky)....
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Don Matthews
Tue 19th Nov 2019 22:27
Hey Eth?
Yes Bert?
I got this doomy gloomy feeling again. Feels great
Sheesh Bert, I'm goin' out with the girls. Enjoy your shitty
Thanks pet.......
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