It’s another failed day on Northern Rail
Northern Powerhouse
on its side,
the 8:26 to Halifax
crawls along the platform
like it’s watching out for snails
searching the rails for oblivion.
The train’s pace is hardly a race
but it’s only minutes late,
not cancelled like yesterday
and the many times since
new trains of the diesel age
brought deluges
of delay-repay claims
as they broke down,
rails got slippery,
floods brought trickery
or crews couldn’t reach
where they needed to be.
Last night’s train was another no show
so tonight’s late depart past Eureka!
is a slither of hope
in the direction of home.
Its slither then dithers after Sowerby Bridge
and it stops in its tracks at Mytholmroyd.
Six stacked trains in a panic attack.
The guard doesn’t know when we’re going to get past
so I jump the steps and the open doors,
dash to catch a bus
to my yoga class.
Don Matthews
Thu 5th Dec 2019 11:53
I am a little Britty train
I love to carry Britties
From one side of our Britty town
To 'nother Britty city
What's that? The rails bit slippy today?
I am real good with slippy rails
(As writer pauses, thinks
How to finish this verse off
Rinky dinky dink?)
Someone's just accused me Rob
Of being kinda racist
My train it only carry Brits
I guess they're right , let's face it
?