Swallowing the A-Bomb,

I crack myself open,

I resign myself to my fate,

A Kamikaze dinner date,

All to be incensed with feeling,

Nagasaki in my stomach,

Hiroshima in my loins,

My mind is Dresden,

Coventry, Rotterdam,

Utterly annihilated,

For these motions are making me weaker,

I’m ailing Roosevelt,

You’re the man of steel,

With my heart between a hammer and sickle,

You squeeze and out pours the Red Army,

Before their ranks I kneel,

Total reckless surrender, 

So please don't send me to the Gulag,

The Siberian wastes will make short work of me,

Or do I retreat to my bunker?

Pass the pistol Eva