The Newsagent
Why are there sox in the newsagent ?
Hanging all paired with their mate
When right next door to them's a men's shop
This really does make me irate
Why are women's bags in the newsagent
Both leather and vinyl to be had
When a women's bag shop's in the complex
Gosh this does make me real mad
I notice the agent stocks papers
(Which seem to carry nothing but gloom)
Yet no other shop's stocking papers
(Which seems a bit unusual to me....)
Don Matthews August 2019
Humour rules the WOLer roost
As liking hens go cluck
Then suddenly there did appear
A dirty ditty, fuck (they said)
They looked hard at this ditty
And saw this waddling duck
They thought it was out searching snails
But duck was out of luck
The hens they could not comprehend
This ditty 'fuck a duck' ?
They couldn't see no fun in this
So went 'way cluck cluck cluck
Despite this dirty ditty try
To knock them off their perch
They were a quite religious lot
(In prayer bowed down at church)
What's that?....
You didn't know chooks went to church ?....
Complaints/concerns should be PM'd direct to moderators, not with vague innuendos on personal blogs. I don't like it.
I notice Brian you did not make a comment on the poem? Surely this is the whole purpose of a comment box?......
You raise an interesting point Brian.
As someone who has reduced severely my number of posts, preferring to delete each one after a day or so, I sometimes feel that the blog section has indeed become another social media portal for our most prolific posters.
In other world (one with far more development resources than WOL possesses) it might be better to have different genre sections, such as, autobiography, humour, natural world, political, social commentary etc etc.
As it is it appears the humorous sector is currently ruling the roost, whether this puts 'serious' posters off I don't know.
Personally, I prefer to seed my own blog, with a link from my profile.
<Deleted User> (18980)
Mon 9th Dec 2019 13:21
Parts of this site are gradually morphing into Facebook, Instagram, Twitter etc. And posters of quality are slowly ceasing to post or comment. Not sure what the answer is...WOL is a broad church but some members are kneeling down but refusing to pray.
Do.RoThy
Mon 9th Dec 2019 10:22
Hahaha!!!
Trust me Don, I'm going shopping those pink n my fav mauve perfumed toilet roll.....jus thinking will i b able to use them for the right purpose.....hehehe!! I guess, i should, but mauve my fav colour....what if mauve has lavender perfume.....awwww!!! Then i will nt b buying.....toilet spray..... Lolzzzzz!!! But I'm still thinking mauve is my fav colour then will i b able to use it for the right purpose..winks!!!!
I cn buy anyother colour, but Donny dear, mauve is my fav colour, hw cn i lev it??
If i buy brown, be sure to receive the courier in ur inbox........hehehe ?
Do.RoThy
Mon 9th Dec 2019 08:08
If you succeed to figure it out lmme know......hehehe ?
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Don Matthews
Tue 10th Dec 2019 22:12
Po
I see BM has been backward in not coming forward with his elucidation.
Then again he'd have a nerve coming back to elucidate on my blog
What's that?......hens don't 'say' they 'cluck'
Gimme a break....haven't you heard of poetic license?
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