Ethel and Bert

 

(Ethel and Bert, pensioners, live just outside the Like-Minders Society Theme Park.  Bert sees members riding their rollercoaster around the Park and having fun.  He wants to join but suffers vertigo.  He asks Ethel if he can get anti-rollercoaster sickness pills from Tesco.  She replies, dunno luv, worth a try...)

 

Ethel and Bert are two characters

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Ethel's the fount of all knowledge

While Bert's a bit slow (could be worse)

 

 

Eth?...

 

Yes luv?...

 

Is 'e talking 'bout us?....

 

Dunno? Is your name Bert?....

 

Err?....

 

Go back to sleep.....

 

 

Don Matthews December 2019