SO ...off i go to "keep fit classes"

I've joined the girls with sagging arses

to tone up all my floppy bits

to make sure my bikini fits

the class instructor SHOUTS  at us

oh my goodness, what a fuss

"STAND UP STRAIGHT, TUCK IN YOUR BUM"

Jeepers!!!! she could be my Mum

"BEND TO LEFT, BEND TO RIGHT"

it seemed that this went on all night

"BURN THOSE CALORIES, TIGHTEN THOSE HIPS"

That's it ....I've had it

I'M GOING FOR CHIPS........(..anyone wanna join me)