We met in a nightclub, I bought her some whisky,

Then asked her to mine as they played the last song.

She smiled and her answer was funny and frisky:

"Of course, I'll come, honey, what took you so long?."

We'd only just done when the cock started crowing,

And up jumped the woman and sadly did say:

"I love you, my dear, but I'll have to be going,

For like it or not it's my wedding today."