Thought I Wouldn't Notice?

(Just because I live on the other side of the planet  Ruth/Po/Do you think your hijinx don't reach me?.....)

 

Why has there been no WOL Brits

Posting on my screen

What I've seen in paper

Just in paper seen?

 

Many Brits, bare, pantless!

Left them all at home

Much fodder for my neurons

Fodder for my pome

 

Let's focus on the pic attached

Is that Po in stance?

Attracting our attention

With a beaut pole dance??

 

Thought I wouldn't notice Po?....

 

Now look at the video

Bare legs all underground

Gosh! I swear that's Ruth I see

'Mongst bare legs all around

 

Thought I wouldn't notice Ruth?...

 

Now Do you cannot fool me

I know you made a flight

To be on tube with Ruth and Po

Where are you, outta sight??

 

Thought I wouldn't notice Do?...

 

What I have trouble here in Aus

Is why you do this so?

In middle freezing winter

Let's all sing doh si doh

 

Don Matthews January 2020