A  Black cat is just deciding whether to cross my path

A fairy just sprayed me with fairy dust just for a laugh

Stupid cupid just shot me in the bum and I have fallen in love with a tree!

And a dog just peed on me and the tree as well.

I went to my friend’s house and their kids put my new shoes on the table

I touched wood to break the curse but I wasn’t able

I thought unlucky was just a label

I broke a mirror walked under a ladder or two

and made it worse

I lost all my money it wasn’t funny

My superstitions are eating me whole

I hope I pray I survive the next day!