Hairxercises.

Wash and cut

and cut and

snip, and blow

and cut and

dry, and  set

and spike and

dress and finish

and spray and

feather and tint.

And colour and

shape and gel

and thin and

snip and perm

and wave, and

straighten and grip

and wax and

scrunch, extend and

style and  bead,

and braid and

fringe and flick

and comb and

trim and brush

and mousse, and

finish, and... relax.