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What's Your Name?
What’s Your Name?
If I don’t come to say hello, please don’t take offence
It’s not because I’m being rude, it’s just because I’m dense
I’ve met you several times before but can’t recall your name
I know that we were introduced, damn my stupid brain
I’m feeling under pressure now, if you come over first
If you remember my name, that makes it even worse
I’m going throu...
Sunday 25th February 2024 5:32 pm
Drunken Monk
On hearing a story about 'Auto-Brewery Syndrome ( ABS)
There once lived
An incontinent monk
He never drinks
But still
He gets drunk
The doctors
Were flummoxed
For he
Brews beer
In his
Stomach
Now they
All want
To squeeze out
His trunks!
Tuesday 22nd October 2019 5:11 pm
A Dating Conversation
Girl- We're on a date
You arrived late
And look at the state
Of You
Guy- I'm 20 years older
I should have told ya
But you were kinda
Sold on
My Soldier stories
I know you're going beserk
But.....
Maybe we can still make this work
Girl- What was he thinking?
My h...
Tuesday 13th August 2019 12:47 pm
To The Past
{To The Past}
Here's to my
past for the
one's who
thought they
knew me well
I can actually
say to you that
you can kiss my
ass and please
go straight to
hell for the
last and final
damn time
©Tina Glover All Rights Reserved/ One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer 2017 but posting here on February 26,2018
Tuesday 27th February 2018 3:40 am
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