If you have found this then hello and well done! Below are six sentances. Within each there is a hidden fruit (One has two)! Can anyone find them? I will adjudicate and post the answers after everyone/no one has had a go. The prize is the satisfaction you will gain from been quick on the keyboard and vigilant on the home page. If you can stand it I have more!

1. Give me the yellow cap please!

2. I hope a cheese-cake is available at the pastry shop.

3. I shall buy you a doll if I go to the toy shop.

4. Mrs. Surewater heard a big rap early morning on the door.

5. The hunters tried to grab an anaconda by its tail.

6. Mom called the plumber to fix the leaky tap.

Happy hunting . Winston

1.) apple
2.) peach
3.) fig
4.) grape/pear
5.) banana
6.) plum

J'ai gagné : )

Errrr - maybe you were supposed to email Winston privately with that fruit salad. Your prize for winning could be the challenge of writing a poem including them all but which isn't about fruit. x

Well done Francine, 1st off the mark and 6 out of 6. Your prize could be(If you choose)to put up another word based puzzle for us to solve. Win :-)

Wot Francine sed.

Vegetables anyone?

1) Winston called my car rotten!
2) On ionisation I am a complete ignoramous!
3) From my teapot a toe sticks out of the spout - urgh!!
4) I am thirsty and seek ale!
5) "Whatever may be" answered the lover when his lady asked "Will you love me no matter what?"
6) Vinegar licked from your fingers when you eat fish and chips is nice!

On my phone, so...

1.) carrott
2.) onion
3.) potatoe
4.) kale
5.) beans
6.) garlic

: )

Gosh you're quick!! xx

Could someone sauce this up a bit? Perhaps we could move from fruit onto something else... over to you John Coopey!

Rood crood and lood - but only a bit!
1) Lots of photos in my album.
2) Everyone's at it on WOL!
3) In my tea I put carribu milk - but them I'm strange (so's my tea!)
4) Go for the jugular see what happens!
5) Speaking for myself art is a great source of joy.
6) Selfish it is, to eat all the cakes.
7) Fuck it, can't think of any more filth - over to you Francine (for the answers that is ;)

(Ooops, I've got two . . . s)

sin and bum
tit
bum (are you a bit fixated, Foxy?)
arse
fart
shit
kit (half a kit-kat shuffle) fany (poorly spelled)!

On an altogether higher plane what about

I fell at iodine bath
They tried to ban us
The best uni - is UCL it or is LSE it?
My pen is not working. Then give it a shake.
Viva gin! - a treat on the tongue
Poets so do my head in!
Will this Xmas pud end all Xmas puds?
Sell Abi a pussy
"I got a biff in Brid" Gerald said.

Infamy, infamy, John's got it in for us...
Can't see anything saucy in that John, no matter how much gin I drink or how much pen sucking I do...
Here are my offerings:-

lat - as in thin as a ...
anu - bad spelling of anew
ties - (not necessarily relevant to bondage)
tash - abbreviation of moustache
eaton - a posh boys school where they all have the money to buy designer drugs
sod - a clump of soil
ball - whichever you choose
spud - whichever 'you like' - often comes with filling

Over to Francine for other interpretations... ;-)) x

Bat for the last one - that one might use to knock the ball around. Still haven't been ablt to figure out the other meaning though - am short of time though. x

John - you discovered two that I hadn't even thought of!

And I feel really guilty about Win - and his fruit fixation - how we have lowered the tone!

The last one seems to have been a bit of a stumper. It's "perineum", as in

We wandered by the riverside
Beneath the Windy Ridge
That was when you kissed me first
Upon the Biffin' Bridge

Well there is nothing left to do but to keep everyone happy here with some good wholesome family fun! With some more fruit teasers I will atempt to raise the tone (After all it is impossible to go any further in the other direction!)

7. An Arab merchant was riding a camel on the desert sands.


8. There was a special room for angels in the big castle.


9. The boys woke up early to catch the morning train


10. Tim saw an old woman going to the church.


11. At the picnic her rye-bread was enjoyed by all.


12. Joan picked the finest raw berries in the orchard.

Happy hunting

Win

Win. You said pea! You said pea!

Doh!John, I also let nic-her slip out!

Oh Win - you are so RUDE!! :)