Is there a hazelnut in every bar ?

Yes and the stupid bastard never stops talking.

Do you mean that mitherin bugger in the shell-suit and footballer's perm ?

oh yes..without a doubt Bill ....in every bar....Only now of course all the squirrels have to stand outside to chew on their nuts.

Apparently, Health and Safety officials in the southern states of the USA have forced the manufacturers of Squirrel Burgers to place the following health warning on their products - 'May Contain Nuts'.
Health and Safety gone mad!

'May Contain Nuts'

Very sensible sign. Should be on every Health & Safety Deapartment.

I've been up all night working on this and I've got a confession to make. I didn't research this topic properly; it's actually
'A hazelnut in every bite',
so, given an average of seven bites to a bar, that's a pretty hectic social scene, what with the bending of ears and chewing of nuts !