I was in the Tudor t'other night.
Then lots of poety types arrived.
Around 25 to 30 of the bastards if I'm not mistaken.
Some of them spoke to me about poetry.
None of the girly poetists wanted sex. I know..... I asked them.
There were some first timers too. They were very good.
Someone said a while ago that the Tudor is like a family.
It is indeed.
Fuck the poetry.
It's just a bloody good night out, with some bloody good poetry interfering now and then.
Let's do it again soon.

Amen to that Baz! Good fridge poem by the way.Really funny!

Yes - it was an interesting night with a great selection of poetry. Lovely of you to step in and do a review Baz - sorry you didn't manage to score on the night - maybe they'll let you at the next slam.

Have to agree with everything said! Sorry about your not pulling Baz! Maybe next month eh mate? :-)

I'd like to add a big thank-you to everyone there for making us first timers feel all welcome and everything! I felt all warm and fuzzy! Hmmm...or maybe that was just the nerves? ;-P

Thanks again for a great night everyone!

Ha. Might be a bit dodgy pulling a poety bird.
They may write a pome about me, and there are too many words that rhyme with small, limp and shit.

You are bang bang on there Baz. Poety birds are dangerous ones to pull or pluck around with. They tend to vent their feelings in poetry - as do men also - poets should be left well alone. Tee Hee
Having said that I'm sure you are doing yourself down - but I'm not promising to disprove you - so don't get your hopes up!

Wasn't my hopes I was thinking of Izz

Well you can always raise a laugh if nothing else Baz - very many men can't do that.