A couple won't go back to a takeaway in a hurry,

David spat out a molar as he was eating his curry.

"We both checked that it wasn't one of ours,

Hopefully in the future a prosecution flowers."

The tooth is out I decided to blow the whistle,

The takeaway owner tried to convince us it was gristle.

"You are trying to make a mountain out of a molar ,"he did insist.

Little did he know he was dealing with a dentist.