Let's all cheer up at the recollection of those in the media who don't always get it right.

Racing commentator watching jockey Tony McCoy in a formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his 

legs and likes what he sees."

Interviewer asking racing driver Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix: "What does it feel like being rammed up the

backside by Barrichello?"

Racing pundit Brough Scott on a new stand at Doncaster racecourse: "My word, look at that magnificent erection."

Steve Ryder covering a US Masters Golf Tournament.  "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

Jockey Willie Carson telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race.  "They usually have four or

five dreams a night about coming from different positions."

Chris Tarrant discussing the first Who Wants to Be A Millionaire' winner Judith Keppel.  "She was

practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

.........................................Now, come on, don't you feel just that bit better now?!