Hey Don?...

 

I specialize in rhyme

A great waste of my time

Hey Don? could make you famous

And earn you lots of dosh….


Oh?


I specialize in rhyme

A great use of my time

I’m gonna earn me lots of dosh

And become a Poet Laureate….


Poet Laureates don’t make any money Don…

Oh?


I specialize in rhyme

A great use of my time

I’ll use it on my website

A useful waste of time


Now you’re thinking…


Don Matthews

May 2020

Skilled rhyming takes years of training

 

He's now spending his waste of rhyme time contributing to some unknown website www.donmatthewspoetry.com Haven't had the heart to tell him there's no money in it.