We are a non-profit

at least on paper

silently we take cash

in small bills

we also ask

the government for help

and they are dumb enough

to give it

we have buildings to maintain

and lots of staff

we have an advertising budget

and a stable of lawyers

we also have huge conventions

at high-priced resort hotels and

our boss makes more that the President

we cannot do all this

out of the goodness of our hearts

we are a charity you know

and charity

begins at home.