At school we bullied Billy for being fat

Stole his homework pulled his

Hair broke his glasses

Accused him of all-sorts made his

Life a misery so in the end they took him

Out of school then

Years later I went out with a plump lass

Called Norma she pecked at her meals but

Never lost weight I

Accused her of hiding food and

Bingeing on the quiet and made her life a

Misery until I saw the

Tablets for thyroid

Disorder, one a day for the rest of her life, today I

Read in the paper how the

Virus got Billy and I'm wondering whether, after all

He was such a

Glutton